“I’d like to be…*”

The Democrats are doomed: the newest political prognosticator has spoken.

Yes, that’s a photoshop.

*I’d hate to be
D-C-C-C
when the octopus’ winning
picks are made.
He will begin:
“The House they’ll win
While the Democrats’ great plan gets disarrayed.”

…OK, I’ll stop now.

Crossposted to RedState.