I’m not really mocking Tim Cavanaugh of Reason for writing this:
Someday we’ll all raise a glass of Sterno, pour out a 40 for our dead brothers, and remember how we survived the nightmare that was the 2010 midterm election. (For the umpteenth time, people: removing the head or destroying the brain is the only way to put them down permanently.)
…for I myself will be gibbering with relief when this election is finally over. And my side is winning.