It’s all because of the Build-a-Burgers.

Well… no.  But I had once made a joke elsewhere to the effect that if I ever ran a restaurant I would totally have “Build-a-Burgers” on the menu, complete with obscure conspiracy theory puns.  And lo! – Back Yard Burgers is plotting to extend its tendrils through American cuisine via the insidious use of Build-a-burgers.  You can get guacamole on yours: guacamole.  Which is made from avocados.  And I need hardly remind you of the NAFTA trade wars over avocados, now do I?

I didn’t think so.

Moe Lane

PS: Explanation more or less here.

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