Mar
31
2011

Time Bandits remake? WHAT?

NO!  BAD HANDMADE FILMS! BAD!

NO BISCUIT!

(pause)

I mean, seriously: “a bigscreen kids action franchise?” Have they actually SEEN Time Bandits?  This is like… like doing the Watchmen graphic novel as a crappy 1980s Saturday cartoon show:

Yes, it’s a funny concept.  It’s funny because it would totally suck, which is why people didn’t actually do it.  These guys are actually threatening to do it.

Moe Lane

Via @jimmiebjr

1 Comment

  • Geoff Shotts says:

    Sweet tapdancing kumquats. Hollywood seems to be determined to ruin my childhood, one film at a time. I mean, I thought the live-action “Grinch” was bad enough, but this??? Ugh.

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