So, there I am, in the movie theater, and I’m seeing the preview for the Three Musketeers movie…
…and I’m asking myself: Why? What was wrong with the ones that George MacDonald Fraser wrote the scripts for*? What are they going to possibly do differently, this go-round?
Then I see this on the screen.
Yup. Seventeenth-century lighter-than-air sky galleons with cannons. These beauties are apparently integral to the plot.
Well. That’s certainly… something new.
*The answer to that is, by the way, NOTHING AT ALL WAS WRONG WITH THEM, DAMN YOUR EYES.