QotD, Fall/Apotheosis Of Man edition.

I haven’t decided which one of the two this is, yet.  Possibly both.

Chicken fried bacon.

With a side of cream gravy.

Go ahead. Scoff. Gag if you must. Declare that you are too good for fried bacon, that your arteries are too important to you. You’re lying to yourself. None of us is too good for fried bacon. Fried bacon is too good for us.

Via email.  I think, though… it’s enough to know that it’s out there, somewhere.  In case of an emergency.  If I ever really need it, it’ll be there for me.

4 thoughts on “QotD, Fall/Apotheosis Of Man edition.”

  1. I really, really want to try this. Does that make me evil, or just fallen? In heaven, there will be bacon trees.

  2. Before the fall of man, before Adam and Eve went bobbing for an apple, fried bacon grew on a tree in the Garden of Eden. For thousands of years, humans weren’t worthy. Then we must have done something to make the big man happy, and through His servant, Frank Sodolak, He showered us in the glory of fried bacon. Then, because He loves us, He inspired Frank Sodolak to add a side of gravy.

    This belongs in a Book somewhere.

  4. State Fair of Texas had chicken-fried-bacon on a stick last year, but I’m not sure if it came with gravy or ranch…

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