Nov
13
2012

Are you an actor who looks like either Sen. Kerry (D), or Sen. Whitehouse (D)?

You are?

CALL YOUR AGENT.

Both Gen. David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen intervened in the same nasty child custody battle involving Natalie Khawam, the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of Jill Kelley, whose bombshell claims of being threatened by Petraeus’ lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, the Post has learned.

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And in court documents filed by Kelley’s sister Natalie Khawam, she name-drops both Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island — who both have ties to a Providence, RI, lawyer/Democratic fundraiser who loaned a whopping $300,000 to Khawam.

Because let’s face it. This whole, sorry, steaming hot mess is going to be turned into a movie.  It’s going to be turned into one hell of a movie.  Hollywood is even now having researchers hoovering up new developments as they occur.  And having a Senator or two involved? …Pure box office gold, boychik.  Particularly since Kerry was being considered for Secretary of Defense… HEY!  Stop laughing at Obama!

Via Althouse and Instapundit.

Moe Lane

PS: For the record: if I had to guess which one of the two Senators above was actually engaged in full-contact constituent outreach (assuming that either was, of course) my money’s on Sheldon Whitehouse for two reasons.  One, Whitehouse is a remarkably bland and place-holding liberal Senator as it is: the only way that he could be interesting would be via a secret taste for adultery.  Two, everybody’s stipulating that this Natalie Khawam character is Teh High-Maintenance, and John Kerry already has plenty of that waiting for him at home.

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