Good afternoon, Apple Computers.

I just wanted to tell you something: once you sell me one of your computers, you do not have the right to tell me what I will do with it.  I understand that your standard customer may be happy enough to allow you to choose FOR them, but I come from a more, ah, self-confident tradition. I don’t need your patronizing – and, quite frankly, provincial – attitude getting in the way of my work. And if I say that your iPads are computers that have been artificially chained down to fit a curiously stunted intellectual ‘vision,’ then they are motherfucking computers and I SHALL break my own one to my will.

Which I have done.

Have a nice day.

Moe Lane

10 thoughts on “Good afternoon, Apple Computers.”

      1. Not that I know what you’re talking about, but any hypothetical scenario where an iPad might have been jailbroken into recognizing a mouse is currently in a gray area, not a black one.

    1. What, you need Moe to say “the rest is left as an exercise for the student” ?
      (Cheshire grin)

  1. You have to jailbreak an ipad to get it to recognize a mouse?

    Oh, I do so wish Blackberry was better at marketing.

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