Yes, I am a bad man who made you click the link. But look on the bright side:
This movie would not suck. It could, in point of fact, be a kick-ass indy film that could say some very interesting things about how we come to terms with our childhood thoughts, dreams, and fears. You could get people coming into the theaters who normally don’t go to indy movies. You could make your money back on this film.
So I don’t feel guilty. Neener neener.