Do they have kids? Do they have custody of their kids?
I mean, I understand why the Onion AV Club thinks it’s funny: at their age, so would’ve I. Then again, when I was in my mid-twenties I was a good deal less pleasant than I am now (not all that bright, either). But that ‘gag’ is one of those things that abruptly gets less entertaining, once you have kids.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know: I’m getting old. Still. You don’t want to encourage people to ignore crying babies.