Because I’ll be the guy who will get you off of social media. If only the Patriots had hired me (don’t click through to the Deadspin article while you are at work):
anyone interested in the upcoming job opening on the patriots’ social media team? RT @dylanlscott: holy shit http://t.co/sjbiBdeYOq
— andy levy (@andylevy) November 14, 2014
…I would have had them non-interactive months ago.