…do not commit crimes. Your victims will be very gratified to be able to give the police such a distinctive, easily-remembered, and above all motivational facial feature when reporting your crimes. And the cops will be equally gratified to bust you.
Moe Lane
*I say nothing about the devil horns, actually. Male-pattern baldness runs in my mother’s family, although thank GOD but I missed that particular gene sequence. I can respect the guy’s quiet defiance, there.
The stupid, it burns.
Remember how in Stephenson’s Snowcrash there was a guy that had “Poor impulse control” tattooed on his forehead? Yeah, that actually comes in a number of styles.