“Which Side are You on?” #evilpelgrane

Blame this. Blame this, blame this, blame this.  The tune and lyrics are parodying an unholy amalgamation of Pete Seeger and The Dropkick Murphys, by the way.  Because it amused me to do so.

(TimeWatch is a fun looking game, by the way: and it was actually a tough call on which side to go for. But you don’t write songs: you follow them to where they are going.)

Which side are you on, boys?
Which side are you on:
Tell me: Which side are you on?
Which side are you on?


Come all you true Agents:
good news to you I’ll tell,
Of how the Evil Pelgrane
can be sent back to Hell.


They say in TimeWatch HQ
There are no neutrals there.
You’ll either be a Timewatch man
Or dead – and we won’t care.


Grandfather was a Timewatch man;
Some day I’ll be him, too.
Paradox got Grand-dad;
what’s my family gonna do?



My mother was a Agent,
And I’m a Agent’s son,
And I’ll stick with Timewatch
‘Til every battle’s won.




Fought cryptids in the Barrens,
Europans in Si-Fan:
I’ll be damned if I get wiped
by some time-jumping clan.


Don’t fight for Evil Pelgrane,
Don’t listen to their lies.
Their timeline hasn’t got a chance
When to the task we rise.

One thought on ““Which Side are You on?” #evilpelgrane”

  1. Plus good Pelgrane has robot pirates. Robot fricking pirates! How can you vote against robot pirates?

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