Yup, that’s a real alligator, from the real state of Florida. Which is to say, very very far away from me and I’m all right with that. I understand that it’s apparently an amiable sort of alligator, seeing as it walked right past a bunch of photographers who seem to have a classic GURPS Horror-style Delusion about how having a camera makes them invulnerable – but what if the alligator changes its mind?
I spent too much time making this pic.twitter.com/Pul0aeIthf
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) January 16, 2017
#GatorLivesMatter
Relative of yours?
Uncle.
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Want to meet him? He’s bigger than life! 😉
Meet? Sure. Meat? Ummm .. you first!
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Mew
Given that these prehistoric death machines can run at 5-7 mph over short distances, the guys lying on the ground wouldn’t have stood a chance if it had decided that it was peckish for long pig.
Kind of wanted the Melodica version playing there… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk