I hope you all got the mothers in your lives the thing she probably wants most. I refer, of course, to a sudden diversionary action that will allow her to grab the car keys, sprint to the door, and spend a couple of hours in blessed peace and serenity somewhere else. If you didn’t… I dunno: clean out her car, maybe? That always seems to be worth some easy points, particularly when it’s been warm out and Tupperware is involved.
Yes, I know that that can end up being disgusting. That’s why cleaning it up is a present. See how that goes?
So, anyway: Happy Mother’s Day!