Happy Father’s Day!

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. We currently don’t have anything scheduled right now, what with my wife’s sprained back (she has the Switch and a milk stout, so that’s all sorted out, at least) and the baronial meeting tonight. Honestly, though, the holiday’s all just part of a long-term scheme for the meat industry to sell more steaks or whatnot anyway.

Which is silly, I know. Make steak available, steak will be purchased. It is a law of the universe, or something.

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