Guy Ritchie to direct MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE.

So: “Guy Ritchie, known for his films Snatch and The Gentlemen, has joined the World War II film Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare at Paramount as writer and director.” …Annnnnnnnnd that’s enough for me, what-what? Just let me know when it’s coming out, and I’ll pencil in the date to go see it in theaters. I’m sure they’ll have worked out all the pesky little details by then.

Mind you, it will be a while. I’d be surprised if this gets released before 2023. Still, something to look forward to.

4 thoughts on “Guy Ritchie to direct MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE.”

  1. I’m on board with that.

    As opposed to the rumors about The Lord of the Rings series Netflix is doing.
    (Such as firing Tolkien scholars and completely revamping the storyline after Christopher died, nudity, black and gray nihlism, etc.)
    2021, when there aren’t enough torches and pitchforks to join all the angry mobs you want.

    1. The potential for nihilism is a problem. But I am forced to admit: I will probably be able to tolerate the sudden appearance of a few hot nude elf chicks.

      1. They are just lucky Christopher Lee is safely dead…

        Or is he just making them think that?

    2. “2021, when there aren’t enough torches and pitchforks to join all the angry mobs you want.”

      Well said. I think I am going to have to steal that.

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