I am shorn.

You ever have one of those days where you looked at the mirror and said “Forget just trimming the beard. It all comes off“? Today was that day. No photo because I like to try to keep some sort of mystique about it all: well, more accurately, I have no idea whether I look good shaved. My two children were absolutely goggle-eyed at the change, but that was kind of expected.

Plus side, though: no itching. Beards itch like nobody’s business. I also look forward to being able to eat BBQ without needing an extra moist towelette for the beard.

Moe Lane

PS: Decided to try to take a picture anyway. ….Yeah, no, I look really weird right now. Younger, but also fatter and kind of red-faced. I tend to be flushed a lot, actually.