If you are one of the people Bill and Ted are thanking… explain yourself, please.

I don’t want to be rude about this, but: if Bill and Ted 3: Face the Music is your fault (as the video below suggests), you need to explain yourself.

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Please do not make a third Bill & Ted movie, Hollywood.

There’s no reason for one, and everyone involved is now old.

“But it’s a Bill & Ted movie, that’s what it is. It’s for the fans of Bill & Ted. It fits very neatly in the [series]. It’s not going to feel like a reboot. The conceit is really funny: What if you’re middle-aged, haven’t really grown up and you’re supposed to have saved the world and maybe, just maybe, you kinda haven’t?”

“There’s many versions of ourselves in this movie,” he continues. “[It’s] answering the question: ‘What happened to these guys?’ They’re supposed to have done all this stuff, they weren’t the brightest bulbs on the tree, what happened 20 years later? To answer that question in a comedic way felt rich with possibility.”

Speaking as one of the aforementioned fans of Bill & Ted… don’t make the goram movie. I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, and I don’t want to revisit it.  Let it be. Continue reading Please do not make a third Bill & Ted movie, Hollywood.