Ladies and Gentlemen, permit me to show you the pinnacle of American civilization.

Seriously.  This is one of the three things that they’ll remember about us, ten thousand years from now.  It’s going to be the Moon landing, the various Golden Ages of the Republic*… and the Duck Dynasty Chia Uncle Si Decorative Chia Pet Planter.

…I am content.

Moe Lane

*Right now we have finished up our third a few years ago. Or maybe fourth: depends on how you’re scoring the Twenties.