Linked Emitting (Magic/Mental) Interplanar Navigation Guidance System
(L.E.M.M.I.N.G.S.)
Ten million million possible alternate dimensions that the first Pathfinder teams could have accessed, and they manage to find one where at least some of the locals could laugh at the acronym. What are the odds, huh? …Don’t actually try to calculate the odds. The Pathfinders get oddly superstitious about anything that looks like it might be magic, and amateur statistical analysis is high up on the list. At the absolute minimum you’re supposed to ground yourself first.