It took me a minute to parse this comic, but apparently Randy Milholland’s wife is having their first kid today. I remember when we had our first! — No, really, it’s burned into my synapses. It was a rather hectic and Sleep Madness-fueled time, time stretched and contracted in weird ways, and I shouldn’t say another goram word because my wife might read this at some point and it was infinitely more intense for her. Obviously.
So good luck or congratulations, depending on whether the birth’s happened yet.