I do not want a third Bill & Ted movie.

Particularly this one.

When we last met Bill and Ted they were time-traveling teenagers trying to pass history class and win the battle of the bands. Once prophesized to save the universe with their rock and roll, middle age and the responsibilities of family have caught up with these two best friends who have not yet fulfilled their destiny. They’ve written thousands of tunes, but they have yet to write a good one, much less the greatest song ever written…

And that’s where I stopped reading.  Continuity, mother[expletive deleted]! Do you speak it!?! (more…)

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