…Why do people design cribs that can’t fit through doors?

This is a question that I have asked several times over the last hour and a half, usually in conjunction with either profanity; scatological commentary; and/or mild head trauma.  I should have filmed this; at one point I had the darn thing balanced on my head.

No, really.  I have one of those town houses where you have one room a floor.  Normally not a big deal, but when you’re in the middle of an exercise in applied topology…

Moe Lane