Not that this is anything but academic to me, of course.

I’m not going to ask why Allahpundit got sent the link to this.

(pause)

Hey, after a while you can guess which one of the two puts up any one particular headline.

This is only Not-quite Safe For Work because you can’t actually really hear the words.

Trust me on this.

Moe Lane

PS: My wife just did a 1970s Invasion of the Body Snatchers-style shriek… at the title of the LiveScience article, which included a vicious attack on the poor, abused apostrophe.

What? Oh, yes, my wife often looks over my shoulder when I blog. In this case, she refused to believe that this was the actual song until she heard the refrain.