I mean, OK, I can see why lots of people might actually want to buy the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag that ThinkGeek mocked up for April Fool’s Day: I can also understand why TG might look upon this notion with stereotypical dollar signs in their eyes. But bacon from a squeeze bottle is marketing gold, friends. I would buy that stuff so fast it’d make your head spin.
And then I’d make sure my wife never, ever found out.
Via AoSHQ‘s headlines.
All one would have to do is mash very lean cooked bacon into powder then suspend it in a viscous fluid. I’m sure food color and preservitves would be needed. Making iit wouldn’t be that hard. The question is do you really want some one to make it?
Dude. Bacon. From a tube. That can be left unopened in a pantry.
I will not be the one who unleashes that Pandora’s Box apon the world.