John Crace is never going to have Barack Obama call on him.

(Via Dan Collins‘ Tweet) But that’s OK: he’s British, so he doesn’t particularly give a tinker’s dam. First read Don Surber, for what we’ll charitably call the original answer (if you aren’t detecting any actual semantic content, don’t worry about it).  Then read Crace for his deciphering of all the ahs, umms, and pauses that usually get edited out of the transcripts of the Greatest Orator EVAR.

Suddenly makes a lot more sense, huh?

TOTUS, you need to start thinking about this relationship that you have with the Big Guy.  Is it really, you know, helping both of you?

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.

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