‘What Could Possibly Go Wrong With This Ad Campaign?’

Via Hot Air Headlines:

Don’t Freak, The White Powder Is Aspirin Crystals

Oh, yes, this is going to be an inspired ad campaign.

If you get an envelope in the mail containing white powder, chances are, it’s nothing to freak out about.

According to local officials, the Bayer Aspirin Company will be deploying a nationwide mass mailing ad campaign that seems a little “misguided.”

Between May 20 and May 29, the Aspirin Company will be sending out 178,000 envelopes. Of those envelopes, 33,561 will contain a sample of Bayer Aspirin Crystals, which is a white powder.

To quote the Vice President:

Couldn’t have said it better, myself.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.