“Nobody needs shoes that bad.”

No.  Nobody does. Next time, Dennis: call somebody. It was like Jimmy Doohan doing Homeboys in Outer Space…

(pause)

Wow. They put They Saved Hitler’s Brain on DVD, but not that. Impressive, in its way.

…anyway: I, personally, would have let you sleep on the spare couch or something, if that’s what it took to keep you from having to do Super Mario Bros. I’m not a cruel man.

No, really.

Moe Lane