At the end, the bear’s paper eyes haunted me.

Blueshelled has an absolutely hilarious video up that demonstrates what happens when you don’t have an adequate stock footage budget – or, perhaps, any budget at all – but still need to report on a bear sighting in Cleveland. I won’t reproduce it here, because she’s earned the traffic.

I will repost this ad, of course:

…if only because… well, you know why I’m reposting it, of course.

Crossposted to RedState.