Apparently Liam Neeson – who, again, did a great job in Taken – is going to be playing Zeus in the remake. Why we need a remake of Clash of the Titans in the first place in not mentioned; I’m still scratching my head over that.
I mean, come on: that’s some fine stop-motion animation there. And you know that they’re going to CGI the new one, and you know that it’s going to suck, and you know that I just sounded like every other aging geek on the Internet, so I’ll stop now.