My wife reminded me of this:
I always knew this was going to happen. I always knew that skepticism and science were mere psychological decorations and vanities. Deep in our alligator brains we all know that the world is just chock full of evil and monsters and sinister forces aligned against us, and it is only a matter of time until they show up. Evolution know this, too. It knows what to do when the silent terror comes at you from out of the dark.
…and it’s six years old, which makes it retro by the Internet’s standards. Enjoy.
Moe Lane
PS: You know that you want this.