It’s a combination of wine and chocolate; no doubt to be eaten with caviar-flavored potato chips* and a nice pink lemonade brie.
Although, hell, maybe all of that would taste good, too. It’s just weird contemplating a drink that sounds like it was designed by an eight year old.
Moe Lane
*I swear to God, that was a joke.
This stuff is fantastic. Chocolate milk with a kick.