This is why baseball is one of those thinking man’s sports. Miguel Batista is a pitcher for the Nationals, and he used an unfortunate fan reaction as an opportunity to make a comment that turned out… well, read it for yourself. Suffice it to say that as a method of meeting beauty queens, it’s… audacious. I just hope that there is no Mrs. Batista to take offense, that’s all: this story would be spoiled if it ended with an amateur double orchiectomy.