Yesterday was a good day for the iPad2 pledge drive: best day yet, in fact. It ends Monday (no doubt to many readers’ secret relief); and I’ll need to come up with something suitably gonzo to commemorate said ending, of course. Meanwhile, it turns out that I can get free engraving of a message on said iPad2. Suggestions welcome, of course: and while I’m not saying that a past or current donation will give a suggestion extra… weight; neither am I saying that it won’t.
Although I suppose that I could just go with “This is my BOOMSTICK!” – which has the virtue of being pretty obvious, at least*. Obvious has its points.
Moe Lane
*I originally thought that I could do some variation of Woodie Guthrie’s slogan This Machine Kills Fascists… except that: no, it didn’t, really. Guthrie kind of sucked at fascist-killing, in fact.
Orbis non sufficit maybe?
“Dance monkeyboy! Dance!” Not sure why you would engrave that, but I’ve always wanted to say it.
“Laugh while you can, monkeyboy!” might actually make the finals, at that.
I tried to think of a counter to the left’s “Barking Moonbat Pundit Kung Fu”, but I just can’t turn a phrase the way you do…best I could come up with was “Rightwing Nutjob Ninjitsu”, which just doesn’t have the same punch as “Barking Moonbat Pundit Kung Fu”(I **love** that ‘pictograph’;) ) .