(Warning: the below assumes you follow the Girl Genius webcomic – and, really: if you’re not, well, let’s just say that your unfortunate condition is in fact treatable.)
That’s a pretty innocuous statement to have a sneering grin like that associated with it…
Oh.
Ohhhhhh.
Yah, yah, hyu iz kind of screwed there, mine friend.
Ho yaz, and if hyu asks, Mama vill show you. But hyu haz to ask nizely.
Ho yas. Hy hef a feelink dot de bad man iz gon to be in a considerable emount uf pain very soon.
(This bit of Jager speak brought to you courtesy of the Jagermonster translator found here.
..so a guy walks into a Jagermonster bar and asks for a hammer.
No- that’s not a joke; that’s the first line of an autopsy report. A LONG autopsy report.
Zo, hyu vant to gets hemmered.. Here in diz bar? Oddly enough, diz iz a vish dot can be granted.