http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJSZy9UOYOI
Almighty Thor hits SyFy – And in case I haven’t mentioned my reaction to the name-change, yet: ye gods and little fishes – on May 7th, and goes direct to DVD on May 11th. Watch the trailer to see why!
…OK, that might not be entirely fair: after all, the idea of draconic monsters running through NYC has its points. Still.
Almighty Thor? I thought tho, the way you were thcreamng.
Thor with an Uzi? Disgraceful. He’d have a Thompson, at the least.
…I don’t know, Rob. It’s hard to fire a Thompson one-handed. Insane amounts of upper-body strength can only do so much.
But if we’re talking iconography you have a definite point. A pulp Thor would be awesome.
Hmmmm, a Thompson as Mjolnir? Definitely rolling thunder…
I think I can buy that, actually.
Besides, he could call on some of the dead from Valhalla and get a headless warrior named Roland.
And The Asylum strikes again. This from the people who brought you “The Day the Earth Stopped,” “Transmorphers,” and “Snakes on a Train.” (All real titles, I swear.)