Because someone will go into a bar wearing one of those, and somebody else will be drunk – as is often the case with bars – and that someone else will attempt to rip off the obviously-fake beard off of the somebody, and that’s when people start smashing up beer bottles and grabbing pool cues.
Mark my words.
Via @anthropocon.
Moe Lane
Why would you WANT to look like a monkey was rubbing his butt against your head?