As @pinkelephantpun and @toddstarnes notes about the dueling press conferences today: Republicans are having one at 9 AM, the Democrats at 10 AM, and the President at 11. Which means: 9 AM, 10 AM, and some time around noon. Level of combined semantic content?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Why, yes, I do feel better now. Thanks for asking!