Before they can get me.
What? Oh, Dave Barry reported today: “Vegan group warns hot dogs can kill you.” Because, of course, if you don’t eat them you’ll live forever, or even noticeably longer than this particular bunch of religious fanatics.
No, I don’t know why you’d want to.
Anyway, time for a hot dog. And for dinner…
(Via somebody on Twitter)
Hey, I just had me a cheeseburger! I love my meat. It is not that I hate vegans or vegetarians, I just don’t understand them.