Via Ace of Spades Headlines: below is a current snapshot of recent sales in Amazon UK’s Sports and Leisure sales. Sales of certain items have, ah, trended:
Personally, I have to join in AoSHQ’s endorsement of the Louisville Slugger. My dad was an old-school labor negotiator – private sector, of course! None of this public sector union nonsense for him – and he swore that wood was simply more intimidating than aluminum.
So there you go.
But, they have cricket bats! Those have EDGES!
and useful flat bashing sides. See, I paid attention to Shaun of the Dead!
Yes, but they might break the cricket bats. Then they wouldn’t be able to play. Better to buy a brand-new baseball bat for the bashing bonanza.
Unfortunately, they’re only going to be useful for the next riot. This one will be over by the time the bat arrives.
No (more) boom today. Boom tomorrow. There’s *always* boom tomorrow.
Just don’t pay money for a Jose Canseco bat.
An added bonus! Steroids are encouraged in private sector labor negotiations. Its easier to get into the 3000 club.