(pause)
I like headlines like that. It makes reading the article almost superfluous. There you go. Man bites python. Twice. It’s against the law. What more do you need?
Moe Lane
PS: Of course alcohol was involved. What sane man would eat raw – excuse me: live – snake sober?
Tastes like biting off the head of a live chicken.
Was the python named… Monty?
*rimshot*