4 thoughts on “Book-a-Minute Classics.”

  1. After a recent re-reading of Frank Herbert’s God Emperor of Dune, I made one for that, for my own amusement and sanity (should I ever decide to read it again):

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    Leto, GEoD: I am so awesome! I have made terrible sacrifices, which no one can understand except me.

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    Duncan Idaho: You are not awesome, you are a tyrant and you suck.

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    Squish!

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    Leto: Looks like we’re going to need another Duncan.

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    Leto: I am so awesome. Because of me, humanity will never become extinct. I am not the Omnipotent Creator, but I am so far beyond you, it doesn’t matter. I am your god.

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    Duncan: I don’t care, I’m going to kill you anyway.

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    He does.

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