OK. OK. I know what you’re going to say. I really and truly do. I would, in fact, probably say that myself. But just watch it until the end, and when you’re done, you will hopefully understand why this may be a thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0MtG42yy4E&feature=fvst
Now, I’m getting the impression that this is not a crossover between GI JOE and Die Hard. Which is… why the hell isn’t it said crossover? I’d watch that; wouldn’t you?
Samurai Power Rangers sword fighting while rappelling from the side of cliff? (insert Burgess Meridith voice) What are we waiting for?
At first I was like, meh, okay another GI Joe, the first one wasn’t great, but hey, The Rock. But then it went all yippie-ki-yay-mister-falcon* and I’m like “I AM GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!”
*It’s almost funnier that way. Almost.
Could also be a crossover with RED…loopy John Malkovich, anyone? (Not to mention Helen Mirren with a sniper rifle, and I don’t think I just speak for myself…)
A GI JOE/RED crossover would be just as fine. I mean, shoot, they used to do crossovers all the time, right?
This is like, G.I. Joe: Renegades: The Movie. I don’t know if I want to see this movie.
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Actually, Bruce Willis will be playing General Joseph “G.I. Joe” Colton.