…because the Russians finally drilled through to that damnable lake lurking under the Antarctic ice. Oh, goody, here’s another detail: the site’s being bathed in the eldritch geomagnetic energies of the magnetic South Pole!
Well, maybe it’ll be a while before whatever was under the ice gets to here.
Moe Lane
PS: Yeah, obviously they got back in touch with the Russian site. Which is no doubt explaining in very simple Russian that da, everything is fine, no problems, everything is fine, no problems, everything is fine, but please send more dogs…
It’s just another excuse to sharpen my blades and they are already very sharp.
In other news, flamethrower futures are up.
That explains the disturbing dreams of weirdly geometric cities and strange alien piping I’ve been having the last few nights.
There is still time to nuke the base and the thousand square miles around it.
Just sayin…
Tekili-li! Tekili-li!
I think I heard a strange noise. I’m going out alone to check it out, you guys wait here….
Oh come now, Shoggoths are not all that bad. We have puffed shoggoths splashing in the Ghooric Zone of Thog.
“That explains the disturbing dreams of weirdly geometric cities and strange alien piping I’ve been having the last few nights.”
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You sure that wasn’t just a flashback to the “Safety Dance” video?