Cancel the Apocalypse, folks.

The John Edwards sex tape will be destroyed, unviewed.  Three thoughts:

  • Thank God.
  • No, really, THANK. GOD. (That link is perfectly safe.  Well, it’s perfectly safe by comparison.  It’s to one of Penny Arcade’s best comics, which sums up this situation perfectly, if by accident).
  • It would be vicious and mean of me to point out that, by and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.]

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By and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.

Via Ace of Spades HQ.

Moe Lane

2 thoughts on “Cancel the Apocalypse, folks.”

  2. Sex tapes? Never. That’s not something Bob Dole does, nor is it something Bob Dole would do. Bob Dole wouldn’t even think of making a sex tape.

    Bob Dole.

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