…and apparently determined to knock me on my rear, today will be the day that Everything Happens At Once. Supreme Court decisions, Presidential gaffes, wars started and ended, and aliens will descend from the sky in their saucers of light and give us the recipe for nachos that stay crispy all the way to the end.
(pause)
You’re welcome, I guess.
Moe:
Word of advice — you’re supposed to take the Sudafed orally, NOT smoke it.
I, for one, welcome our new crispy-nacho overlords.