Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you …THE INTERNET.

In its crystallized form.

It only lacks a humorous cat video.

Moe Lane

PS: I believe that what happened to Michael Hastings was a tragedy, not a conspiracy. And my condolences to his family and loved ones.  But I was also expecting a Tweet or post like this to show up eventually.  Because it’s the Internet; which is to say, it’s where the vultures have opposible thumbs.