I certainly hope that someone would do that.
Voicing its agreement with the angry will of the people, a special military tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held against Moe Lane, traitor for all ages.
The world public will never forget the malignant slanders uttered by Lane, the enemy of the party and the revolution and a servant of the fascist clique of South Korea.
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Lane is a half-baked person whose remarks often stun audience as they reveal utter ignorance, does not know even elementary diplomatic etiquette and lacks diplomatic ability, and set out to undermine the party’s monolithic leadership system and single-minded unity.
I must admit, this Boing Boing denouncement generator that everybody on Twitter is using has drawn me remarkably true to life. Especially the ‘utter ignorance’ part… SELF-BURN! Seriously, though, damn straight I’m an enemy of the Party. As I like to say: Marxism is intellectualism for stupid people.
Moe Lane
I wish we can get one where American Democrats or Putin can condemned you. North Korea is a joke nation, one where China will one day jump out of bush and say:
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“April Fool’s! We got you good! It took many a year, but we got you good! Yes?!”
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“Oh, you evil, but brilliant, chi-comms. You really got us good.”
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We’d say in return. Then we’ll have a good laugh, knowing full well that Mongolia is our April Fool’s Day joke.
A joke nation with nuclear weapons, a million-man army, more massed artillery than just about anyone else can muster, a large and highly trained corps of saboteurs, a human rights record that easily compares with the worst monsters of human history, a national narrative the encourages militarism and xenophobia, and has one of the region’s largest cities squarely in their crosshairs.
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I don’t like your joke.