The bald facts: “Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes “seduced” prison wardens, it was reported today.” My response to the email that I got this from?
…Wow. This is exactly how I would have done it in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign if I was trying to bust the rest of the party out of jail. Get a squad to seduce the guards, spike their drinks, knock them out steal their pants, break out the player characters, let out everybody else at the same time (as a distraction), leave the costumes, and make sure that the other escapees don’t hurt the guards (because then the cops won’t take this personally). And, oh yeah: get one of the prisoners drunk and holding a stolen gun, then send him in the opposite direction. Preferably one of the Bad Inmates.
Seriously, this shouldn’t have worked in real life. I am legitimately impressed that it did. …I mean, obviously, one should not applaud lawbreaking of this nature. But speaking from a technical viewpoint this caper will become part of the real-life lore of the gaming community, just you wait…
See? It helps to have contacts in the local Thieves Guild!
You have to wonder whether some of the other guards were kind of in on this.
In Brazil? The better questions is which ones weren’t.
I am .. unwillingly reminded .. of the sequence from Star Trek V.
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The one that should never have been thought up, let alone shot, let alone edited into the final film.
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You either know it or you don’t.
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Mew
I think I know what scene you’re referring to, but given what happened here, it might actually have worked in real life.
wasn’t that the entire film. If such a movie existed, which it does not.
“This James Bond sh*t never happens in real life…”
http://youtu.be/RcC65zuhLPM?t=1m29s
*dons hat solely for the purpose of taking it off the the sheer ingenuity.*